Here is the transcribed message from Sen. John Glenn on behalf of the Ohio Democratic Party:

Hello, this is Sundar John Glenn calling on behalf of the Ohio party. Bye. Tuesday. Yes, election day. Yeah message day we over to determine our future. Bye. I hope you join me in voting for our very good friend Governor, Ted Strickland. And all I have a Democrats. Hey has been times of great national crisis and through it all. It is your wife is crazier. For our state of Ohio. Just keep moving, Ohio 4, District and then the entire democratic ticket our future starts with your vote. Many thanks. Hey, For the office 61 4 221. Ciao. Yeah kind.

I know this is just my Google Message Transcriber messing up, but damn it, wouldn’t it be a better world if this were the actual message?